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Picky Eater
Posted by Lowell Becker, MD on Jul 27, 2007 in Lighten Up!
Wise Parent to Picky Eater: “You have 2 choices for lunch, take it or leave it”.
Anonymous
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Fortune cookies
Posted by Lowell Becker, MD on Jul 23, 2007 in Lighten Up!
Wisdom from a recent Chinese fortune cookie:
For people who like peace and quiet; a phoneless cord.
More wisdom from a different Chinese fortune cookie:
Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.
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Wrong Lane
Posted by Lowell Becker, MD on Jul 23, 2007 in Lighten Up!
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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Hearing Aid
Posted by Lowell Becker, MD on Jul 23, 2007 in Lighten Up!
A man was telling his neighbor that he’d just bought a new hearing aid. “It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state-of-the-art. It’s perfect”.
“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty”