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Picky Eater

Lowell Becker, MD — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:37:23 +0000

Wise Parent to Picky Eater: “You have 2 choices for lunch, take it or leave it”.

Anonymous

Lowell Becker, MD — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:42:02 +0000

Wisdom from a recent Chinese fortune cookie:

For people who like peace and quiet; a phoneless cord.

More wisdom from a different Chinese fortune cookie:

Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows.

Lowell Becker, MD — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:41:13 +0000

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Lowell Becker, MD — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:40:34 +0000

A man was telling his neighbor that he’d just bought a new hearing aid. “It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state-of-the-art. It’s perfect”.

“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty”